SEEKING
Band to Join, Background Singer, Flute, Other, Fiddle, Dobro, Trombone, Bagpipes, Steel guitar, Upright bass, Accordion.ABOUT
I'm pretty much a thief, used to lead a doo wop band that accused me of stealing (the nerve). Hated by most, loved by none. I tried telling the truth once, but it left me penniless - not much money in the truth. I'm looking for gullible, talented musicians to make me look good and help me get rich enough to buy a yacht that I shall name, "I. M. Aliar"
- Screen name:
- egotistical cheater and liar
- Member since:
- Aug 21 2012
- Active over 1 month ago
- Level of commitment:
- Very Committed
- Years playing music:
- 1
Influences
Al Capone, crooked politicians, lawyers, the tooth fairy (not the truth fairy), George Bush, Burning Bush, Jebedia Scrooge, Charles Ponzi, Pinochio, Benedict Arnold, Richard Nixon, Conrad Black, Bernie Madoff, Dick Cheney, The Mob, Elmo, Gomer Pyle, Jehovah, Wynona, Michael Jackson, Bubbles the chimp.
EQUIPMENT
A microphone, karoake machine, many elvis suits & wigs, a used car salesman suit, lime green & orange home made suits & ties (flammable), enough grease in my hair to supply all fast food restaurants in the city, and the dummies guide to cheating and ripping people off.
